IT'S MY BIRRRFFFDAYYYYYY LOLZ!!!!!

Was soooooooo excited to go to the Old port with carly and elizabeth! We were gonna burn cruise the whole way there (obviously), then go to sushi, and awear (to buy a new slide because god hates me- I'll explain that later) and bubble tea and mexicali blues all on my birthday in a glorious cloud of happiness. Yeah well first it snowed this morning.

Then carly was all "I'M THROWING UP BLAHHHHHH"

And all I have to say is the universe is being a little attention whorey today. It is my day so you all can really get a hold of yourselves.

So anyway, I do have a lot of homework, but I got an early start on it since I woke up at NINE THIRTY THIS MORNING, because I was EXPECTING TO GO TO THE OLD PORT. but then the CLUSTERFUCK above happened. (yeeeeeeeeeea)

Brb i'm gonna smoke some more (I am using my new water bottle sploof. <33333)

Haha fuck yeah I'm invincible

I just wanted to throw in a random picture  for effect.

Carly keeps talking to me and I'm like "Shouldn't you be throwing up now?"

And she's like (mind you, in a muffled, throw upy voice) "Why are you so mean"

And I'm like (reasonably, of course) "I don't want you to start accidentally throwing up everywhere while you're trying to talk to me"

Then we just got into an argument because all of a sudden she's being talky as shit and she NEEDS me to change the channel (So it's been on the history channel since 9:50, and it's been a marathon about Nostradamus. GET OVER IT) and I'm like "Holy shit carly can you shut up for like one minute why are you being so vocal right now it's been on for four hours?!" And she's all "I was sleeping and throwing up before!" and so i was just like "So can you sleep and throw up for like another 10 minutes?"

She stopped, so she either listened or is gonna throw up again. She just went "errrnrnmh" which i think is a groan translating "ARRRGHHHH GOTTA THROW UP BLARRRRGGCHHFHHH" so I think she got too nauseous to talk again!! Yayy!!.....???


Anyway, I was totally excited to spend my birthday OUT, HAVING FUN, NOT READING ALL MY FACEBOOK HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!! but SOOOOOMEONE had to choose FEBRUARY 27TH, OF ALL THE OTHER 364 DAYS, to throw up. I dunno why God hates me, but I haven't had lunch yet, so I'll go prepare it. Anyway, to anyone out there who is not at home watching a marathon about Nostradamus ten feet away from your vomiting sister with 2 chapters of history to read and half of fucking Frankenstein to finish, consider yourselves lucky. I, on the other hand, have lunch to look forward to. Cool.

I googled future bathtub so...that's cool I guess?

I have a few tasks you must complete....

Just simply view this picture (I will give you a hint: it is the most extensive photograph of the universe available taken from a satellite or some shit) [ and I recommend going to your browser, go to view: and like enter full screen, so that it becomes your full scree when you click to zoom in. Anyway here's the link

http://zebu.uoregon.edu/hudf/hudf_150dpi.jpg

I was listening to all star by smash mouth while looking at that. And I almost started crying (last time i saw this pic i almost started crying).

Okay first of all I just feel....a connection to all my alien brethren. Like I am sitting in this chair, i'm as insignficant as an electron in a molecule in a grain of sand on earth, just looking out into all these galaxies. Is anyone else looking back? Can anyone else appreciate the feelings herbs can give you...or do they maybe feel this way all the time? Do they have consciousness able to sense our presence? Like...so many galaxies, over a billion, in that picture. Or over a thousand, I think I dunno. But like a lot.

And think of WHAT IS IN A GALAXY! A GALAXY IS FUCKING ENOURMOUS!!!!!!!! God damn we can hardly travel to the mooon A GALAXY IS MAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSIIIIVE. Anyway, I'm just talking about how insiginificant we are, and how many other insignificants are out there? How many are significant? United galaxies? Who knows, right?


So then I just thought...earth is like 4 billion years old right? Okay and the universe is supposedly 13 billion years old (I just wondered if there are sciendtists on some other alien planet who are measuring these values and finding the same age for our universe....trippy do they like have the same concepts of numbers?! WHO THE FUCK KNOWS!!! IS ALL CONSCIOUSNESS SIMILAR? OR CAN THEIR BE AN EQUALLY ADVANCED, INTELLIGENT, AND COMMUNIZED RACE AS HUMANS THAT HAVE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONCEPTS OF LANGUAGE, NUMBERS, TIME, AND DIMENSIONS?!?!?!?!?!


AAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhh. So anyway, I was thinking that and like....whether we humans kill the Earth in 200 years, or it dies 200 million years fromnow, eventually earth WILL die. Inevitably. And everything will cease to exist. Everything on earth. Done. Earth will no longer exist. Your planet, your planet mother earth who you live on, will no longer exist.

Meanwhile, somewhere else in the universe, a planet just became home to a brand new unicellular organism. Like, even as our PLANET ceases to exist, other worlds out there are...beginning, continuing. If there is life out there, it could only be one planet at a time is alive in the universe. Or maybe all of them are alive at one point. Or maybe a few are alive at a time but it's very hard to find each other because they're so far away.

But do you see what I'm saying? It's just....it's just really scary and terrifying and sad to think that ....just think of what your day consists of. Everything regular. Coffee, stoplights, history books, pencils, sneezing, walking, eating, smiling, blinking, smelling, trees, ocean, earth. That will all NOT exist. Not just extinct, but kaboom.

Done.

Atoms recycled by way of the universe, even all the radioactive shit, even all the nonbiodegradable styrofoam (actually- that shit might just stay styrofoam forever, who knows), it all goes back to a new star, or a new planet. Maybe in a couple billion years, the atoms in the air I just breathed out will become the life force on a new planet. Oh my gosh....


If you didn't click on that picture I really hope you do now.

WOW. SO I GO DOWNSTAIRS TO GET MY COMPUTER

And I see the cat is on the couch...and I have to put him in the basement otherwise he will wake up at 3 in the morning and meow and wake everyone up. So anyway, I pick him up and as I carry him to the basement think to him telepathically "Dumb dumb dumb kitty you are a dumb dumb dumb kitty" and he was just purring in his oblivious way, and this was all telepathic. I was calling him stupid because he had BEEN in the basement before, but I didn't close the door, so he got out, and I was like oooooh why couldn't you have just stayed down there you dumb dumb dumb kitty? So I bring him down and then when I'm gathering my shit I notice I've been like driving my nails into like my thumb nails and this was like five minutes ago you guys and my thumbs still hurt....

Then I make it to my room, plug my music in, press play AND HOLY SHIT IT'S SMASH MOUTH ALL STAR AND MY VOLUME IS UBBBBER LOUD because every time I unplug my player, it resets the volume, and I had to unplug it because it was plugged in on the opposite side of the room, and I hadn't even paused the music, so as soo as I plugged it in it was like ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOOOOLD!"

I pressed pause right away but it was really just a frightening experience. And I was debating whether or not I would post or not, but that sequence of events just convinced me to go for it.

Ohhh I have been keeping this tab open all day to remember to show you guys this one thing!!! Hold up!!

Fucking piglet squid!!! Google it that is REAL!!! EHHHEHHHHHHHHEHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The fact that "I Believe in Fairy World" by "Unknown Artist" might be enhancing the effect of that picture, but I think it's pretty powerful regardless.



HAHAHAHA GUYS I JUST REREAD THAT SENTENCE AND I NOTICED IT TOTALLY DIDN'T MAKE SENSE. BUT I KEPT IT SO YOU GUYS COULD SEE WHAT I WROTE!! LOL I CANNOT THINK STRAIGHT!! I'll type what It should have said

The fact that "I Believe in Fairy World" by "Unknown Artist" is playing on my ipod right now might be enhancing the effect of that picture, but I think it's pretty powerful regardless.

No for real though you guys should look that title up on youtube...cuz I got this directly from youtube so seriously listen to the full song it should be like 5 minutes long it's sooooooo beautiful


Well I'm done here. Oh, one thing. There are apparently people from Slovenia, Germany, Canada and some other random places who have read this blog and well....I'm sure they did what I would have done had I come across a Slovenian blog and skipped right over it. But then again, maybe some of them came back. So to anyone who doesn't know me personally, or who is from Germany or Slovenia or Pluto, HI!!!

LET'S CATCH YOU UP

This is me right now:

I just lost my lighter and....it just makes me really sad. I always have to fucking lose something. And then I was banging around and the music was playing and the TV is on and I thought I heard someone and it's all just very sad as you can see.


LOL FOUND IT!!!!!!!

Well that was a roller coaster of events. It was hiding in the blue futon, but like in the little pocket thing...I promise it's not where you think it fell. If you ever come here I'll show you.

(I'm not advocating locating me and kidnapping me actually banish that idea from your head right now thank you we don't want to spread the wrong message)

Well I wanted to watch Rolling Kansas, but I decided I'll ride this out then go downstairs and watch rolling kansas for a little afterwards. Plus always sunny is on right now and it's pretty funny.

Oh today I had something to talk about....I think I was going to talk about people who think they're so ahead of the times. Yeah actually okay here we go.

All the annoying people who are like "Miley cyrus is a slut!" and "Justin Bieber - he looks like a girl HAHAHA" and "Jersey shore is why America hates us" and "OMG 90s kids we were the best generation ever!"

Basically, all you self-righteous pricks from the age of 12- 17 (The twelve crowd is incredible, considering they would have been born in 1999 and therefore would have no memory of that decade whatsoever) SHUT UP!!!

LIKE NO SERIOUSLY DO YOU REALLY NOT GET that before us 90s kids grew up the 80s were the total sh'it? I mean pretending you always liked the 80s is still popular today. And before that, umm where do you think THAT SEVENTIES SHOW CAME FROM?! Everyone just  knew the seventies were the way to be. See the pattern dipshits? Every single decade, all the tweenyboppers grow up to be "adults" and "appreciate" how "their childhood" was better than "kids nowadays". 

EVERY PERSON, WHEN THEY GROW UP, WILL FEEL THEY HAD A SUPERIOR CHILDHOOD TO THE GENERATION THAT FOLLOWS!

There was more to this point but I've lost it. Really though all those people are the same... They tend to think they have "outgrown this town" and need to "venture out". They say books are "about the smell of a never before opened book, the feel of turning the page, that's why ebooks are so sad". And they're all like "seize the moment" but they're also the ones who are all "why don't i get extra credit because I am a lame ass who stays home every weekend and I never go out and have fun like the rest of my generation, who are actually living their lives which is the exact philosophy that i claim to support but I feel superior to those who are acting it out right now??" and shit like that. You know, those people.

I'll leave y'all with a picture.

EHHHEHHEHEHEH!!!!!!! IT'S SOOOOOOO CUUUTE!!!!!! HERE'S ANOTHER EHHHEHHHHHHHHH

EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO MUCH TO HANDLE!!!!!!!

Probs gonna go watch my movie or something now later gaterz

I totally thought of something to write about today...

I think I was pretty excited about it too. But...here I am...I have no idea...

Anyway, listen to Hello by martin solveig....IT IS THE COOLEST SONG EVER! IT'S FROM THE TRIDENT SOMETHING COMMERCIAL! It's like a special kind of trident but i forget what kind...it doesn't matter though because you have the song. You'd only need it if you were trying to find the song because you heard it on the commercial. But it's irrelevant right now.

SO LEMME GET ON WID MY BIZNESS!!

Sorry I can't this song is soooooo catchy!!! Get's so good around 1:10.....

Dang guys i should have kept all my typos haha...there were so many. The one i can remember is that used to say "Get's so get around 1:10"

Oh and I accidentally typed Hellow instead of hello....but these are mistakes that every day people make, so i digress.

After this song I'll listen to that new avril lavigne song, what the hell, or whatever. that's kind of how i've felt lately, like...I've always been the good girl but now, FUCK IT, i like weed, OKAY?

YEAH, I DO. REBECCA WITTMAN LOVES IT. So like i don't know if that's a bad idea to say right now haha but I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I AM "talking to bridget" (elizabeth gets it), SO I'M OKAY!!! Anyway, if you don't know what i'm talking about, listen to that song!!!

But most importantly listen to the Hello song it's so exciting.

YEAAAAH BEAUTIFUL BY AKON!! It's not sexy fish but it's something.

Alright, so out with the fab five this weekend, I thought of an idea for my masterwork. You see, we saw a UFO (and another crazy thing I forget what it was) and I was like you know, this always happens to me when I'm er...in this state of mind. Something ridiculous happens and I can't believe it's real!

EXHIBIT A: This summer, with Elizabeth, she was waiting for her brother to pick her up and we were sitting on the driveway, when A LIMO WITH FLASHING WINDOWS DROVE BY AND WHEN HE PASSED US THE DRIVER ROLLED DOWN HIS WINDOW AND YELLED OUT "Sorry bout that!"

See what I mean? Craaaaazy shit. Oh my god, like another time, we were coming home from the mall, and we were rocking out to music, and then these dudes in a car next to us started like rocking out too! And they were making fun of us dancing and stuff!! How often does that happen?!? And then there's the time at Denny's, where our waiter was either totally in on the secret and THAT's why he not only brought me two flavored sodas (because he said the one I originally ordered was actually really gross, but he brought me that and the "real" yummy one) but also "accidentally" doubled mine and elizabeth's orders of fried pancake ball things. "The kitchen messed up the order," he claimed. Yeah it was either he knew or was mega being creepy toward us? Like, it was on the verge of creepy, but he didn't do anything but be extremely nice, so I'm not gonna complain. And we left him a massive tip because we're DECENT HUMAN BEINGS!!!!! Anyway, that was crazy....

Not to bention the 1991 bowling alley we stepped into in Bangor, with a drug deal happening outside and a broken computer screen inside.

So needless to say this is a CONSTANT. And I know it happens to other people too!! So it all convinced me to try to do a MASTERWORK off it! The central story is this group of friends who go off for a night about town (if I'm allowed, I'll say they smoked, otherwise, they were having regular sober fun [yeah right]!) and then they see all these ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS THINGS HAPPENING AROUND THEM AND OH MY FUCKING GOD FUCK YOU IS PLAYING BY CEE LO GREEN I HAVE TO GO DANCE.....

Sorry about that it's just that...that song has decided to play the shit out of itself on the radio and on TV for the past week, and it's been pissing me off because the edited version is REALLLLY annoying and I just wanted to listen to the real version, and it just played on shuffle! So like, wow!

And a few songs ahead I came to Mellow Mood by Slightly Stoopid. Hmm I should make a playlist on playlist.com with all the songs that are playing tonight. It would become most played within a month, mark my words. Oh and earlier, my cat's sleep breathing scared me because I thought it was my mom talking in the other room. I'm not sure what that says about my mom, my cat, and myself, but he has just decided he wants to go downstairs now. Great. FML BRB.

Well that was a hassle and a half. I deserve to talk to Bridgett some more now. (Once again, Elizabeth will get the reference)

Okay I think this has been long enough of a post. I noticed my last few were kind of short, and I didn't want to disappoint, and I think I carried through pretty well. I'll leave you guys with a photo.

MAGIC!!!!

So first thing's first.

I noticed you can't see the picture at the bottom of my last post. If you wanna see, just google "quokka" it's the cutest thing you'll ever see..



Anyway, I'm really high. I was earlier, but then I ate a shin ton times 6.023 x 10^23 (that's the value of a mole motha fuckas) So it kinda went away. I just took another hit of some of the weed that was left over, and wow. One hit. ONE!! and it just washed over me!!!

Weeee!!!

OH MY GOD MY COMPUTER JUST MADE ALIEN NOISES. Seriously I don't know what's happening it just jibbered twice.....

Freaky.

 

I just decided that at least one night in my life, I will stay at a beautiful mansion with a grand staircase like that. I will bring but few things.

*At LEAST half a paychecks worth of :)

*Healthy but yummo snacks like wheat things, fruit popsicles, super k cereal, flavord quaker oats cracker things, chex mix, tostitos, hummus and crackrs, fruit smoothies, veggie platters, sushi, etc etc, so we can eat like fatties but at least eat like healthy fatties

*Equipment to film

*many outfits

*rhe best people ever

Bring rock out music. Make annoying music videos. Have a riot!!!!

I WILL DO TRHIS!!! CHANT WITH ME, AND IT WILL HAPPEN!!!

If I want it bad enough, it has to happen, right? Dude, if I find some Irish castle like this that like I am offered to stay at when I go to Ireland (Because me and Elizabeth WILL go) I would probably diarrhea my pants out of shock. Add in the factor that it's possibly haunted by angry fairies, and they will chant music at midnight and try to beckon you to their lair, and it will be so beautiful and lovely but you'll never be able to return? GUESS WHAT BITCHES.

I WOULD FOLLOW THE MUSIC BECAUSE GUESS WHAT? WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO LIVE WITH FUCKING FAIRIES. This is not an every day thing. I dunno, maybe it's just me, but seriously.....

FAIRY > human,

Have you ever felt this...

you're lying down and you suddenly realize you're really thirsty, so you take a gulp of water, lie back down, and then swallow. and then a few seconds later you feel the cold like...HIT you! Not like a physical pain, but you just feel the impact of the cold water in like your heart and veins and it spreads out from your chest.....

It just happened to me and then I got thirsty again so it happened TWICE! I am just wondering if that's just me or....

Billy Ray Cyrus blames his divorce on Hannah Montana....he said every day for season four he would get up and go to work, knowing his family was heading for the trash, and he doesn't know how he did it, and he "must have been he was a better actor than he thought" were his own words about him....So I guess that's what's going on in the world.

Oh and this too http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/01/21/2011-01-21_college_student_files_suit_for_18m_after_he_says_las_vegas_hooker_didnt_spend_en.html

If you read that you'll see that some college stupid is suing a stripper because he paid $270 for one hour and she left after a half hour...so he wants his money back....plus 1.8 mil because it was a "traumatic event" in his life.

so THAT'S what's going on in the world! I think sometimes I unintentionally furrow my brows, because then i'll realize and like go and touch my forehead and it'll be all stern and I'll relax it with my fingers and then I feel so much better! Anyway, I only planned on telling you guys that one thing about drinking water, so I better peace out soon. Hope you all have a fabulous day, and if you're ever feeling pessimistic about the world, remember!!

This little guy exists!!!!