I mean, don't have such high expectations of me, JEEZE!!
Seriously though my loves, I honestly never ever will forget about you!! Or this!! Nor will it ever end! (I hope.) But you see, college is really college-y. You know that thing that's like "Welcome to college: Choose two" and your options are "sleep, social life, and grades" ? Well that thing is fucking LEGIT. I've been trying to squeeze in all three for the past few weeks for the first time in my life, because I never really cared about a social life but it's COLLEGE MAN, YOU KNOW? college. people. doing your own laundry. excessive grilled cheeses, etc.
ANNYYYWAYYYY,,,,, that leaves approximately negative time to update this blog, not because I don't want to but because there are literally not enough hours in the day. Seriously! Between classes and work - I work at one of the cafeteria places and I have to be there - WHY AM I TELLING YOU ABOUT THIS STUPID BORING POINTLESS SHIT I HAVE THE FUNNIEST STORY EVERRRRR!!!!!!
hahahahahahahahaha. Anyway, the gist of all of that is that I'm fucking busy okay, and I just switched roommates so I'm living with an awesome chick now, so there's even less of a desire to blog cuz I'm always...chillin. Or doing shit. And now you see the conundrum that is my life. But i'm making FABULOUS time on this post right now, I keep checking the clock like every fifteen seconds almost....well no but it seems like I don't look for ten minutes and I look and only three have gone by! Fuckin fantastic!! But I digress.
Because the story.
The reason we're all here today.
Hahahahaha. I was visiting a friend um...Saturday night? Yeah, so it's like 1 AM. So we go into his building and we're waiting for the elevator...as it comes, we can hear voices, and I would personally have rather just taken the stairs, but he insisted, so we waited, we fucking waited for the elevator doors to open.....
and there are three girls.....
one of which is from my high school and she totally hates me for no reason! HAHAHA imagine the odds.
*Sidetrack* For background as to why she hates me, I have literally no fucking idea because there is literally NO FUCKING REASON lol. I had a few classes with her in high school and actually thought she was okay and we got along absolutely fine but all of a sudden I see her here at one of the dining halls the first weekend we were up, and I'm like "Hi ----------" and she gives me a REVOLTING look and says "hi." and walks away. So then I asked my friend about it and he was like "Yeah she hates you, no I don't know why." So....at least it's rational and shit. Because everyone knows there is even A RATIONAL REASON WHY ONE COULD POSSIBLY HATE ME. (Hint: there isn't)
Back to the story. So the elevator opens. She stares at us like she's pissed that I'm breathing. The doors start closing - the kid I'm with STICKS HIS HAND IN THE DOOR AND FORCES THEM OPEN. We get in the elevator. He's oblivious to the situation.
So he's just making casual chatter as he hits the second floor and he's like "what floor do you guys need"
and Little Miss --------- sneers "the basement but it really doesn't matter"
And all I could do was just STAND THERE AND FEEL HER HATRED OOOOOOOOOZE OUT OF HER PORES at me and then the doors finally ding open on the second floor and he's like "well have a good night" and they're like "yeah have a good night"
and then as we turn the corner...
.........she screams "NOT!! HOPE YOUR NIGHT IS HORRIBLE!!"
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Now I'll admit everyone, I was shook up (Shook up? Is that a word? Is it something else? Whatever) when it first happened, but now I just think it's quite my favorite college story yet!!! That kind of potent.....anger and nastiness at someone for no reason is just....it's funny to me because I don't understand it, and , well, this
(since i was too subtle for my own good, i'll give you guys a hint: this song is a helpful clue as to who this mystery person is. see if your super sleuthing skills are super sleuthy enough to figure it out)
