I was gonna get up and go to the gym...

Hahaha. This is fictional if you happen to be a law enforcement officer. If you AREN'T a law enforcement officer....then....well, if you were an undercover law enforcement officer, you'd probably still continue reading wouldn't you? Assuming that the out in the open law enforcement officer would stop reading as soon as we started talking about those who AREN'T him?

Well. I have strayed very far. I got distracted for like...well it felt like 15 minutes but I guess in this hilarious "fiction" tale we're telling, it was realistically probably like...6. Maybe 7 1/2. Could be pushing it. Let's try to get back to what we came here for.

Oh yeah I totally remember haha BOMB! that's what I am. Oh my gosh is that inappropriate to say in light of recent events? I'm sorry, I'm seriously not even trying to make a joke right now about what happened, I want to make that clear right now. What I'm trying to say....respectfully (and I'm definitely failing miserably at that last part so I'm going to make sure I at least ace the first part, as in actually saying something and getting to my point ) is that in light of the recent events in Boston, and in light of this whole controversy of "CISPA" and what it means for our future internet rights and - later on - OUR WHOLE ENTIRE REAL LIFE RIGHTS!!! , well, is it inappropriate to use the word "bomb" in a manner that has nothing to do with any of this shit? As in the opening of this paragraph. I'm seriously wondering.

Anyway, I'm not here to discuss what's going on in the world. I guess I just thought about it to myself and asked myself why, especially when I fantasize about ever making it to intern for Stephen Colbert or John Stewart  (the kings of current events...I could be the queen), don't I want to talk about the world right here? Especially when it hits so close to home? Well it's not that I don't believe it shouldn't be talked about - it obviously is, and I guess the wide variety of discussion is doing a damn well job offering all the opinions I could think of and then multiply that by 12. It's what a lot of people are talking about. And it's important and it should be but it shouldn't be talked about everywhere. It's always okay to take a break. From anything. To remember the value of laughter and humor. And sillyness and jibber jabber. That's all.

SO.

TO GET BACK TO WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR, BEFORE I GOT LOST IN THAT SIDE NOTE. more of a side fuckin CORN MAZE if we wanna make an accurate metaphor for how long I got stuck in there cuz damn. Anyway, we're back.

Let's go.

Alright I just took one giant screenshot cuz taking 3 is annoying. Anyway, we'll respond to them chronologically.

To the first responder: HAHA NO WAY I DID NOT PEG YOU AS A MIKA FAN. but mika fans know what's UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP mika is AMAZING so all I can say is glad your ears are in proper shape

To the first anonymous comment: I know that song and it's amazing I believe you gotta gimme more variety in artists if you wanna really impress me :p JK not really, being kind of serious actually, cuz you've been overdoing Radical Face a lot but it's okay they ARE amazing and all their songs sound so different so i don't have a PROBLEM with it, I'm just sayinnn. if you wanna IMPRESS me. lol

And as for the third!!!

WELL GUESS WHAT.

IF I HAD MADE A POLL ASKING YOU GUYS WHETHER I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO MAKE NEW POLLS OF MY OWN ACCORD OR IF I SHOULD WAIT FOR ALL OF YOUR PERMISSIONS BEFORE CREATING A NEW ONE, then your opinion would certainly have MATTERED. (that bit in the lower case obviously doesn't apply to the scumbags who never vote on my polls....JK I'm sure the issue is not that my readers aren't voting it's that I don't have nearly as many readers as I dream about having/ should have.)

But seeing as I didn't do that, your opinion probably doesn't matter, simpleton :p.

Haha! It is so fun to be cruel in a loving way. Because it really all is so full of love!!

Anyway, for realz though, you don't know my life and ya coitenly don't control it either so bugger off. my blog MY RULES. when you start your own blog you can create your own rules. 

OR MAYBE I'LL POLICE YOURS IN RETURN.

we can enter an agreement to police each other's blog to make them the best blogs that ever did be.

Idk, just a thought.

you all have a great day..

enter...

enter.........

guess i'm overdoing the enter button today....

still not as much as anonymous has overdone radical face.............

LOL BURN!!! lol love you bye

If music isn't good enough just turn it up more

Case in point:

So good it would be good enough ON MUTE!!!!!!

Anyway, there have been a few things that must be updated and discussed!! Lots of people clicked on my bliggity blog which is exciting because I've forgotten what's it like to have readers! Since ya know a lot of people plopped off the bandwagon between its hayday and now. This is of course WITHSTANDING my most loyal viewers and readers (i'm not sure which one to call you. you technically also view me because I'm obsessed with myself and love documenting my beauty). 

Segue.

You know this is about you, little anonymous you. You know it's always about you.....

Oh my gosh, sorry you'll appreciate this sidetrack though cuz it's just so relevant to the title I have up there i mean blast this shit and try to tell me you don't agree with me right now:

(Wait til the song above finishes, obviously. If you didn't click on that I hate you!! Of course if you hate the song you can proceed to the next one, but if you hate that song, why????? It must be so hard for you to live with wrongly-tuned eardrums. Are you unable to appreciate beautiful sights and  aromatic scents as well? Haha it's funny because I am pretending I'm always right but at the same time i also kind of believe that I really am always right! you see if you don't understand the juxtaposition of these two dichotomies (sorry I know the use of dichotomy doesn't make sense right there but you can't tell me you aren't badass if you use those two words in a sentence together....I mean even if it doesn't necessarily make "sense" it's still boss.) then you don't understand my blog. And if you can't follow along when I start sentences, get distracted in parentheses, then carry on right where I left off, then you DEFINITELY don't understand my blog. You just think I'm a blubbering bag of nonsense. Which would be correct so it's actually EVEN WORSE. Oh my god I FORGOT I WAS IN ONE GIANT PARENTHESES. THIS ISN'T EVEN WHAT I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT. ohhhhhhh the irony everyone!!! hahahahahahahhahaha how hilarious!!! Or is it coincidence..... jk..... kinda...... 0.o)

Well, I remember, naturally. IT WAS ABOUT THIS VIDEO:

More the song, less the video. But yes blast that song and tell me it's not fantastic! Ohhh it so is.

Oh anyway, I was talking about anonymous....

so....

anonymous....

you faithful little commenter you......

I know you'e not responsible for all the anonymous comments....

But you and I both know which ones you are responsible for.....

and you're almost always there.....

chuggin along with me.....

encouraging me to keep going......

and believe me when i say....

THAT COULD NEVER HAPPEN YOU BEAUTIFUL NON-IDENTIFIABLE INDIVIDUAL YOU!!!! I could never hate you! I recognize the power of intentional anonymity (holy shit I spelled that right on first try wow that's amazing I deserve a pat on the back actually more like a massage I mean damn where are all the free massages am I right? why don't I go to massage school. this is bullshit) and I would never hate on that. I wasn't even hating on accidental anonymity, merely poking fun at the sillies who struggle with leaving a name instead of "anonymous" because they can't figure out how to do otherwise. and even then, I wasn't being totally serious cuz I know it's actually a confusing process - that's why I was appreciating that Steph knew how to actually do it!!

Anyway, none of that made sense to anyone who didn't read those comments (because that was all about a series of comments, not a post). Hmm, must suck to not be reading all the comments on my blog. They are full of encouragements, truths, and more awesome music suggestions. And also brilliance. CARRY ON WITH YOUR SAD SAD LIVES

but do listen to this, and please continue to bear in mind the title of the post

Well we've got more updates to do. Bear with me.

If you are a good person and you have read more than one post, perhaps you stumbled across my light-hearted rant about "UBlank's Crushes&Missed Connections" [okay how eerily appropriate is it that this song started playing . okay this song isn't even about a missed connection more like a lost connection but dear lord, please stop the song I suggested before, I don't even care about it that much I'M JUST A LITTLE HIGH AND APPRECIATING ALL MY MUSIC RIGHT NOW, BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LISTEN TO THAT SONG "GONE AWAY FROM ME" BY RAY LAMONTAGNE. It is both musically beautiful and lyrically tear jerking. I mean....your call I guess........]

anyway, I was called out on it once soon after I wrote that post, so all is well and my self-worth has been restored, but I feel like I am still about 10 shoutouts short of being the most attractive girl on campus, and this makes me feel ugly and fat and bad and pointless. Haha jk...

OR AM I????

....

........

I hope you're not paying any mind to me at all and you're just totally absorbed in that song anyway!!! Oooooh it's just so lovely.

Anyway, let's get back to the good stuff. (who am i kidding - it's all good)

Did i have anything else important that I had to share? Well, probably....

But do I remember.....

I have a lot of homework I should be doing right now, I suppose that is all haha fuck HOMEWORK BITES. Ergh double ergh erghie ergh.

Love you all. Thanks for sticking with me through that train-wreck of awesomeness :-)  

Happy 8,500 views :-)

Some fun proof of me destroying a stupid asshole!

 Alright everyone! In honor of Holocaust Remembrance Day this Sunday (April 7) I encountered an offensive post on facebook that I literally COULD NOT PASS without refuting. Because here's the thing. I'm a relatively silent facebooker. I creep - oooooh I creep. But I usually keep to myself. And if I do ever say anything - even if it is completely random - it is literally NEVER an entrance to an argument. But read this for yourself, and you tell me if you could scroll on and not say anything. (Answer might depend on whether you're Jewish or not, but to be honest, it shouldn't)
{Although the original status could be considered offensive - and was - it wasn't enough to make me say anything. It was the comment that followed that was the umm....anti-semitic shit-turd that broke the camel's back.}
[[If I had some sort of computer tool that could erase these people's names, I totally would. But unfortunately I don't. And besides the two somewhat "innocent" bystanders {but of course innocent is used ironically because how innocent were the bystanders who stood by while THE HOLOCAUST was happening}, for some reason I don't feel any guilt about revealing the identity of someone...quite like this! :-) So there ya go! If this ever makes it viral, maybe I'll do something about it.]]

*~*~*~ Is that an invite to make this post go viral??? Yes ~*~*~*~
*-*-*~~~ If it were that easy wouldn't I already have gone viral? Well yes, but this one may be the diamond that blinds the rich person's eye with its magnificence *-*-*~~~

Legs were quivering at this point. Coursing with adrenaline. Standing up to idiocy can do that I suppose. Makes me wanna kind of be an internet idiocy crusader....HAHAHAHAHA OH GOOD ONE LOL!!! No but for reals though this one worked me up. That's weird isn't it? Oh how strange to get worked up about such a thing. *foreshadowing*

Haha. Okay so first I'm told to "relax" about the Holocaust. I mean seriously Becca, it was SEVENTY years ago that SIX MILLION of your people were murdered in Europe. 

Let's carry on.

First of all.

1) "Someone cares too much about someone else's prospective" Clearly this dude means "perspective" but I guess it's unfair of me to get hung up on such things. Furthermore, shame on me for correcting you, Oh Brilliant Fat White Internet Asshole!! Who is continuing to "debate" with me (debate is in quotation marks because as you will see, this isn't even a debate) quite passionately for someone who is belittling someone for "caring too much about someone else's prospective [sic]"

2] Interesting "wild guess" about the lack of studying this subject past high school considering the fact that I JUST MENTIONED that I am a history major.

Aaaaaand finishes it off with a shameless quiet plea to delete the entire thing!! Classy ;)

Now it wouldn't be fair to not include what he sent me in a message. Because oh, were you surprised that this dude wasn't gonna drop it? Me neither!!!

So my wild guess was wrong. I never said that the Holocaust never happened; I'm just sick of people thinking that the Jewish race was the only target. You should know this right? Specially has a History Major. I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, or hurt feelings. I don't have a major, never had the money. But with my families rich history, and the extensive Russian and German books I've read with my father, I have quite a understanding. My grandfather never liked to talk about his experiences, and unfortunately passed away before we got too much of his experience out from mouth. He left quite a long Journal written in Russian about such terrors he experienced. I'm just sick of the stereotype and association of the Jews and the Holocaust. Yes, it was horrible it happened, but if you just know one side of a story you just don't get the full informative experience, and therefore misinformed. I am also sick of people being stuck in the past, specially when concentration camps and genocide exist right now. We're all amazed at the worlds displays.

Almost dude. Almost. Except for this:

Hmm. The the truth is that a LOT of people were persecuted in the Holocaust, and anyone who studies the Holocaust KNOWS that. If you have a relative who was kept prisoner by the Germans, why are you arguing the fact that history is written by the victors? In elementary, middle, and high school this is obviously the case, but in actual academia you uncover the real truth. Like what a piece of shit Colombus was, and how horrible the Nazis were to SEVERAL entities (homosexuals, mentally handicapped, Christians, priests, blacks, gypsies, prisoners of war, political enemies). But here's the thing...The "association of the Jews and the Holocaust" is not a "stereotype". It is "accurate" in the sense that Hitler was SPECIFICALLY trying to ANNIHILATE the Jewish people, and his actions in Nazi Germany were SPECIFICALLY targeted at the Jews. So yes, good job, you and anyone who has spent any time studying the Holocaust are aware that millions of other non-Jews were destroyed by the event as well. But the association between the Jews and the Holocaust is neither fabricated nor exaggerated.

 Considered posting all these pictures on facebook hahaha but like WHAT MAKES A BETTER PLATFORM THAN MY BLOG? You can just kiss my feet and call me "Master Becca" whenever you're in my presence now


P.S. while I gave the original status dude a pass because there were more important things to argue against, I'm still irked by his 3rd point ("this chick looks like the one who the nerdy guy would ask out and she'd laugh in his face")

because
a) now attractive people (which is what I'm assuming he's getting at) aren't allowed to be offended by offensive jokes anymore
b) and it is the attractive woman's fault that the dude millions of miles below her league decided to go against all signs and hints and body language and asked her out
        ---particularly irksome to me because my pleasantries have been mistaken for interest by like THREE DIFFERENT NERDS in the past few months. I'm not trying to be offensive against nerds but I mean come on guys maybe the reason you think attractive women are so nasty is because you leap at the first sign of politeness and go straight for the conviction that she is interested in you. MAYBE.----


Peace out fuckwads!!! Share this one on facebook, I'm particularly proud of it!!