Well, the conditions are right.

I'm bored and high on LIFE, among other things, and I'm listening to The Middle and I just felt like posting, ya know? But the only issue was...what to talk about!?

Then I decided that I know about a bunch of weird stuff so I can educate you guys on stuff as I think about it. So first topic.....

Texas...and above????

If I were to be honest I would say that I was trying to be funny in the above and well, it felt stupid and I think it's not that funny to go ahead and tell you what states are north of Texas in order from nearest to far because I'm staring at a map of the United States right now so it seemed like the obvious thing to educate you about...you get what I'm saying? So anyway, that was stupid. I'd upload a picture right now but you know what you guys? You know what? Do you WANT TO KNOW WHAT IS WHAT? WELL??? DO YOU?!?!?!






My computer is on the fritz, that's the what. Well just one day I logged out and when I tried to log back in with what I know was my password it wouldn't let me and so I tried to put in the install CD but nothing was working and yah so to make a long sob story short, I'm on my home computer right now. Which is like homemade from someone's garage in 2006 so we just bear with it but I'm not going to ask it to upload a picture to this blog right now. That's just....a lot of loading for it. We love it too much to ask for SO MUCH!!!!




Oh happy August (almost) 31st everyone.... Really though. Greet the new leaves with a smile. Well, old leaves, technically, but they're all different now!! Embrace it!!! I'd upload a picture of foliage but, well, you know. He's trying. I'd upload a picture of a cute old looking computer thing but...you get it.


Alright well, not to end on a soapy note (soapy? does that make sense?) but I hope everyone has had as magical - I mean magical as in enchanted, blessed by the fairies, etc - a summer as I did. I hope everyone is having a magical life! I'd upload an awesome fucking picture of fireworks and magic and....you know what?

There's some magic!!! Have a fantastic day ladies and gentlemen!


P.S. Why Don't You Get a Job by the Offspring is playing right now and I just have to say that I think everything should end with this song....it's really a super great song. Go listen to it right now!!!!!! Well, please I guess. I'll say please this time.  

I've figured it out

It's all very clear. Think of the two most popular clothing stores for the typical American teenage girl: Hollister (that was originally typo'd as Hoolister, thought I'd let you know hahahaha hoolister) and uh, Abercrombie and fitch. And like...oh and Victoria's secret.

Okay so more than two. Whatever.

Anyway, if you think about it and you ought to think about it because thinking is GOOD for the brain, well if you think about it, all ANY CHICK WEARS is that shit. Ohhh yes they shall protest - "Ummmm actually I only go to those stores like, maybe twice a month, because they're expensive. I buy bargain. I love sales. And like, I'm unique too and all that shit. Like, look at this ring I got at Forever XXI - it looks old. Like, pirate age old. So I'm pretty much a pirate and that's what my style emulates. I would describe my style as edgy pirate vintage with a kick of girly on the side, but like for comfort or whatever I shop at all the above stores because they're cute :-) hehe"

Well, protest they may, it's all anyone ever wears and it's actually sort of sickening because going into those stores you just see the same oh two hundred shirts or so that like EVERY FEMALE IN EXISTENCE WEARSa and it's like, yeah ooh nice pretty shirt with big pink hibiscus flowers on it,

Haha those are 100% not hibiscus. I think.

I didn't realize you were playing match up twinsie day with A THOUSAND OTHER GIRLS AT THIS VERY MOMENT.

Elphie the elephant says the evening breeze feels marvelous on her toes and I'm inclined to agree!! Oh yeah and listen to this song!!

It's an absolute necessity. I'll be off now. 

p.s. I don't want to sound as if there's something wrong or bad about shopping at these stores, but I think it'd just be cool if people...cared more about being different. Because I don't think that really that many people like that exact style choice - there's a lot more originality that's being hidden and I think that's sad.

Goodnight by Zox

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C6gZ9LGkZc&feature=related

Go fucking listen to it right the fuck now.

I'm gonna listen to it again so I can tell you guys about it. Well just wait patiently for the song to start...not that it's a wait for you people because you're reading this and well...we've been over this before. 

It's weird too because I never pictured the singer looking like that...but okay! I can handle it! Seriously though, picture that voice before you look at the video and see who's singing...did you picture that at all?! If you did, kudos.

Kudos.

So anyway this song...it just has a "tomorrow hello to the sun, are you ready here I come!!!" (sorry, I just typed what I heard in the song. But that's an awesome line. A kudos line, if you will. Kudos and a kudos bar. KKB. Uber compliment  - start using that everyone!!!)

Ya with me?! You all still with me?! 

Wait before I continue, I have to admit that I've wanted to type "y'all" like at least four times in this post so far but I keep refraining because I don't want to sound like a redneck but it's actually a really great term...it's casual and includes everyone! But whatever.

Anyway, yeah listen to that song!!! Oh my god I just had a mother fucking BRAIN BLAST YOU GUYS!!!! A FUCKING BRAIN BLAST!!!! BEAR WITH ME!!!!!!! 

I've been tempted to do this for a while....to set my status as "Truuth isss :-)" or a more authentic "truth is" to see just who likes it and then not answer any of them and comment on it "haha, fuckers". But I haven't for a few reasons.

1.) I don't want people I actually care about who I'm friends with to think that I am being for realzsies because "truth is" statuses are the worst thing since the American Federal Banking institution or whatever (watch me be on a terrorist list now. :X)

2.) How embarrassing would it be if like two people liked it??? Or worse....no one likes it?????

SO EMBAR'!!!

So here's what I'm thinking......my readers deserve to be IN on this secret. If you're my facebook friend, I wanna know if you would support me in doing this!!! I'm going to make a poll for you to vote on that I BEG you participate in. Okay I made it and that took forever but you obviously have no idea and I think it makes sense. Hopefully.

Please go vote. Anyway, I'm letting you guys in on the secret because I'm pretty sure only people I genuinely care about like this blog and read it frequently enough to notice new posts, and anyone who does that is automatically someone I genuinely care about anyway. And I want to let you guys know because you're the ones I don't want taking me seriously - I don't care if any other dumbasses take me seriously. Cuz yea- you're a dumbass if you don't read this blog. And I can say that because anyone who reads that isn't a dumbass cuz they're READING IT, so NO ONE is offended!! Beat the system folks! BEAT THE SYSTEM!!!

Omg I'm really thirsty and I think my finger hurts. So I'll go now. But I'll miss you and you'll miss me. Alright, bye!!!!