Am I a bad person for what is actually, finally, after MORE THAN PLENTY opportunities in the past six weeks, motivating me to post right now? If that sentence made sense, and I feel confident that it made sense enough, the answer is yes. Yes. But I'm going to fucking post about it anyway. Cuz here's the thing....this some funny shiiet. And I don't think the person I'm making fun of frequents my blog....or even knows it exists....and I'd like it to stay that way....Moving on........
TO BIGGAH AND BETTAH THINGS.
Now listen here. I already acknowledged that I'm a bad person for posting about this to make fun of it and giggle about it. I've embraced that and moved on and all I ask is for you to do the same. Someone, you guys, someone took their "fiance"'s phone and tried to fucking write out a heartfelt message and...this is what came out. And, okay, I get it, not everyone has quite as a way with words as for example MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, but..... I laughed! Out loud! That's all! It's okay, you can do the same. It's funny. Tons of luv in here, tons of it.
Ahh okay well enough of being terrible people for a little bit. Because I have to start acting like I don't know a "young adult" or something at some point and the story goes that supposedly those people are "responsible" and have "morals" or "consciences" haha kidding about the last part I have a conscience............sometimes......
But really though bitches and bitchettes, today I took my Calculus final, making it my last final of my senior year making it MY REALLY REALLY LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL, even though I WILL be going in tomorrow to watch our finished Spanish movie...but you and I both know that doesn't count. And our spanish movie? If you're reading this and you don't already know about it well I'm mildly surprised or stupidly underestimating the girth of my audience (hahahaha girth) but yeah, it's awesome. The spanish movie. I'd go on about it but it's 41 scenes long and....I'm not that terrible of a person.
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Anyway, welcome, the rest of you, to period TWO of Clusterfuck: THE OASIS.
No there's no particular reason why it's called the oasis but I think that word sounds pretty badass if we're talking just phonetics here so we're gonna roll with it. Anyway, period TWO also known as CHAPTER 2 AKA THE OASIS will of course center on my transition from young woman to young woman who doesn't live at home anymore muah hah ha hahaha hahahahah heheheh hehahaha huah huah huahh. Yes as I transition this summer from high school to college and then actually GO to college and do shit there and stuff, I will hopefully document all the shit in here. If not, it really only sucks to be you because I will be having all the fun. Actually it is way more likely that I will be sitting in my dorm doing homework without any "herbal" inspiration, if anything, but we're just gonna pretend YOU will be the one suffering. Ooooh 'scuse me, I do believe thissssssssss would be the song we're looking for :~) (as in a song I love too much)
Enjoy, and happy no more high school, 2012-ers :-) And to the rest of you, happy feeling pretty old :~) And to the younger ones...ew go away. Just kidding you're our future and stuff go do things byeeeeee <3 <3 <3
