Okay kiddos, so first of all,

I've noticed most of my titles have nothing to do with my posts whatsoever and for the most part are totally vague and provide no clue at all. So that's funny and stuff.

Anyway, also sorry that I don't post in here allllllll the frikety friken time in here anymore - there are reasons for this.

1: Life has been hectic with college shitata lately because I kind of made a spur of the moment decision to apply to 7 more colleges than I was planning for a whopping total of 8 and well....that's no fun.

1A: Because of this first reason actually, my life has become steadily less interesting so I have less delightful stories to tell you all about. But finally and most importantly,

2: A lot of the people I'd normally rant about are now telling me they read my blog and think it's HILLAAAARIIIIOUUUUSSSS

Pictured: One of you laughing (probably)

Haha funny how that works though right? Anyway so now I have to be slightly more careful what I say, but don't worry I will forget about that someday I'm sure. Or at least not care about it at one point.

Anyway, if you are reading this you realize you are now potentially one of the people I secretly want to rant about right now right? You know to be honest, I don't have a specific person in mind, but I know you are wondering if I have the idea of you in my mind. Let's hope for your sake it isn't you right?

Hehh hehh hehhhh.

Okay so anyway there's a comment I might as well address and I admit this is sort of a copout when I can't think of anything to write about but still want to post. But think of it this way: we both win. I get to write my blah-blah-blah, and you get to read it, and I know you're only reading it this far if you love it, so you obviously love it, so you love that I'm writing it, etc, etc, we all win. {{{subliminal messaging:send some of your loved ones some love via showing them this blog over the holidays....just an idea...but actually no, i'm ordering it cuz i can do that cuz this is just......subliminal........}}} Alright, let's get on with the show. This is the comment:

Oh, I can't resist, I'll do all of them, cuz I just love all of them and like I said, we both win since I get to write more and you get to read more. Okay so first one

"This pairs perfectly with my morning (anytime actually) coffee. So please, keep writing because it is/YOU are dynamite. Now on to the funky hair... If you walk in with head full of rainbow locks, or looking like sailor mini moon, hey they might judge you. I wouldn't. I would give you a free meal plan. HOWEVER much of that polychromasia is hidden. Do I get commenter points for using a dope word? Because I feel I should. So the admissions officer may be thinking something like this: You know...this girl is pretty smart, zealous. I hope shes not one of those kids that comes and has something about the school she needs to change....and then we have to put up with all those petitions they send us and fuck...is that purple in her hair? Purples my favorite fucking color. Did I just get a boner? Shit...this girl means business, IIII LIKE HER. ^^Something like that ;) 

~Anonymous

You literally win the best comment ever award. So yeah, commenter points coming your way. I like the sound of that.

1000 points for you!!

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(shortly followed by)

"Nope it's still kinda long, never mind about that part."

~Anonymous

This one wins the darling-est comment award

Aahhhhh this picture will make you vomit it's so cute, I know you'll be honored to receive it as your reward!!

Alright we all know that's not the comment I'm getting at. Here we go.

"You're sure right about not all Muslims being evil terrorists. I just wished the media would give everyone a fair shake and cover the horrible atrocities that the Israeli Jews have been committing for the past century. Of course that will never happen. The US media, politicians and allies have there nose so far up Netanyahu's ass that they can smell out his mouth. Don't be naive and think that violence against Israel is unprovoked. There's a certain level of give or take going on there, and the Israelis are certainly doing a lot of 'giving' in the form of kidnappings, torture, civilian bombings, international sabotage (google stuxnet virus) and other forms of clandestine activity...all backed by the CIA and European coalition. There is a reason most of the middle east hates the west, and I can tell you right now its not because they are envious of our "freedom and democracy". Absolutely no one is innocent"

~Anonymous

Well I'm certainly not going to embarrass myself into getting in a debate about this with you because apparently I would be expected to know who this "Netanyahu" dude is in particular. I mean, I know I've heard the name, but you'll probably insist on specifics so I'm just going to focus on the fact that you, my friend, completely missed the point of that post.

That post was meant to admit my mother's racism (something my dad isn't entirely innocent of either) in a poignant manner...ish-ish. It wasn't about the tension in the Middle East against Arab countries and Israel; it was about the tension in my personal life between one religion and another, and I see it all the time. Get it? Do you see why I didn't post bullshit about whatever the fuck is going on in the middle east?? Because I don't really know the ins and outs of everything and I can't pretend that I don't have a bias because of course I have a bias. Your comment sounded significantly biased as well. So congratulations and a job well done, and of course keep up the good work because in begging for internet comments I should obviously expect nothing better.

But on a more serious note, your comment had an uncomfortably hateful edge to it and I'd prefer if you read through a lot more of this blog and try to laugh and think out of the box for a little, because maybe you won't feel the need to ever share angry/hateful theories. Literally, your comment is the epitome of everything I think this blog is in protest of. Bias, anger, ass-holeishness, and not to mention a comment on MY fucking post without a SINGLE nod to me or my perfection? Like you can't just come right out and say "Hi I'm a psycho with psycho political views and also I'm psychotic but Becca, this blog is fucking hilarious except for the fact that you're Jewish which may or may not make me hate you, I'm not sure since this isn't really me it's you pretending to be me, but you get the idea".

All I'm asking for is a little respect people. If not for every citizen of the world, then LEAST OF all for me. After all, am I not the cream of the crop?

Cream of the corn, at least.