Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Therrre sheee goessss, there she goes again!

Here's a funny status:


Haha okay so this made me laugh because this is what my inner monologue said: "Oh brilliant insight, person. That's like.... that's so groundbreaking I'm really glad you interrupted everyone's little homepage scroll with that game changing huuuuuuge turn of events. Tell us more though. Tell us about how 'you shouldn't buy cases of bottled water because it's an atrocious waste of plastic even if you do recycle it, so you should just buy a reusable water bottle and refill it' haha oh wait no never mind tell us more about how 'What happened, was' and 'What is, is being what it is right now, currently'.  Hahahahahahahahaha oh dear. For reals though. Like why are you typing words if those are the flacid-ass ones that you're producing?? Gimme a fucking break. If you have nothing interesting to say, you are definitely not supposed to say something anyway and assume that everyone is dying to hear your opinion on the latest event in your irrelevant life. I mean okay that's a little bit harsh, all of our lives are irrelevant really, but at least the worthwhile people only blab about stuff that's moderately interesting or... you know, thought provoking. Not just words. Like this blog, it's mostly just words. But I feel like they are good words.... Anyway, if you're reading this many of them, I would hope to gosh that you feel the same way!!




Now let's get to some actual funny words!!! Hehe, I am just so proud of my sister for being funny because sometimes she really flops you know she tries okay she really tries but sometimes you just go
-___- you know what i mean???? Haha anyway check dis shit out, how funny is this:::






Okay so... context. Um, so I jokingly said "i wish i had a sister" and then she said that. And she was referring to a picture of someone I saw from school, who was posing with her BIOLOGICAL sister, the two of them sporting separate sorority shirts, with a caption celebrating their ability to still love each other whilst simultaneous participation in (gasp!) DIFFERENT sororities!!!! haha! so you see she is making a big ol giant POO BURGER out of those arses! Like oh congratulations you extremely advanced human beings!! Haha you can look past sorority letters to love your own fucking SISTER, how civil of you, I wonder how much you can possibly look past when it comes to a TOTAL STRANGER? Ugh. Vomit!!

But Lol at my sister, right!! yay!!!


Okay, that was funny!! Don't know what's wrong with the polls, the votes only show now when they close or something??? Whatevs, it's whatevs. I'm OUT!!!!! thanks for havin meh.

see ya when i see ya





byeeeeee






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