if love is just a game HOW COME I'VE NEVER WON?

Hello everyone. We have reached the end of The Oasis. You probably don't know what I'm talking about but if you are an avid reader (aka, if you are Anonymous or my sister) then you may remember that I chose to refer to my college adventure as The Oasis and refer to it as such and document it all splendidly on this blog. Well a few things happened.

I was totally accurate in predicting that I would be spending the majority of it spent up in my room, doing homework while everyone else had fun. Haha. I can blame my lack of friendmaking ability on lots of things, but the truth is I made friends at the end of year, through work and stuff and through being more confident with who I am, and I did have a social life towards the end too! Just not as exciting as everyone else's around me, I spose.

But we're not gonna get INTO THAT. All I'm saying is part 1 of the 4 part series (that is, if everything goes according to plan) of The Oasis has reached its conclusion.

PS CAN I JUST SAY THAT MY IPOD PLAYED "RIGHT ME UP", AND THEN 2 ATOMS IN A MOLECULE, AND THEN "All is well now" by RADICAL FACE THEMSELVES, ALL RIGHT IN A ROW, NO INTERVENTION BY ME??? OH AND NOW IT'S PLAYING FURR BY BLITZEN TRAPPER???

This is the playlist for this post you otters and jackolanterns  - you can either play along OR BE DUMB, AND NOT. But that would be unwise of you.

Anyway so college is over and stuff and that is that and there is nothing left I'd like to add! Except the end of the year was about one million times better than the beginning! You might remember I began my year with quite a bit of an upset. That pretty significantly joggled my brain for a good chunk of time. The jogglement has ended and everything ended really nicely and splendidly and I even said something to vibrams dude - the cool looking dude with the earrings and the sweet bod and VIBRAMS that he wears everywhere and I kept seeing him at the gym and the dining hall. BUT I DIGRESS. I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU ALL MY LIFE, THAT'S MY FUCKIN BUSINESS!! Get outta here!!

Omg jk jk!! stay!!! Even though there are ZERO votes on my poll right now.......




We'll take a moment of silence...






for all of your DIGNITIES!!!


I mean, the NERVE of a person to READ my blog and not RESPOND TO MY POLL!! What's weird is that not once, but TWO separate times, I saw the count of votes go down as "1" and then later went back down to 0! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE. DID YOU RETRACT YOUR VOTE OR SOMETHING?

I'm not sure but I'm just saying I'm offended.


Anyway let's get down to a question that I have and it is this: When a guy says "I like your dress :-)" it ACTUALLY means "but I'd rather like to see it on my floor lol fo realz tho"....RIGHT? Or no? Because really tell me if I'm wrong!

But as everyone knows at good ol MY OLD COLLEGE, sun dress season sprung unexpectedly soon this year, and so all the ladies who had good reason and even better gym sculpted bodies broke out the sundressies and all the boys screamed in unison "Oh lord has had mercy on our souls!! What a delight!!!" And so of course I did as well, and I mean, there's a difference between one of your friends politely being like "You look nice/I like your dress today!" and someone almost completely random being like "I like your dress :-) :-)" I mean with that nice smile being like "I'm being nice but like for reals though, also mad hitting on you"

Am I wrong????? Because this is seriously your first chance to tell me I am - this is a question, not a statement!! I just guess that's the impression that I get! If so then some boys are so easy daw you only have to wear a pretty dress to turn them into a smiling pile of mush.

Haha VOTE ON MY POLL MOTHERFUCKERS. I'M BACK WITH A VENGEANCE AND WILL PROBABLY POST POSTS THIS SUMMER AND STUFF I MEAN MAYBE I DUNNO WE'LL SEE HOW CRAZY I GET YA NEVER DO KNOW WHAT GOOD OL BECKSTAH'S GONNA THROW YOUR WAY, OR HER WAY FOR THAT MATTER.

i love you all though i really do, hope i have more questions for ya to answer, ciao for now <3 <3