Wednesday, May 15, 2013

I wasn't going to write a new post....

but then I found myself in a .... superfluous state of mind, everything burbling in there just going completely to waste unless I managed to document it. So I figured here we go DOCUMENTING IT!

Being on summer break is so amazing and spectacular and serene and restful and natural and beautiful and.... well, we could go on for this entire post but to save the interests of both the writer and the reader, we WON'T.

But I'm just sayin

Anyway, I was just thinking about how I'm going to send a fragile gift up to my cousin for being awesome and graduating college and I'm gonna wrap it up in old Victoria's Secret tissue paper because WHY THE FUCK DOES VICTORIA'S SECRET WRAP EVERYTHING UP IN DOUBLE LAYER TISSUE PAPER?! I mean okay I get it it's a "secret" so you gotta "cover it up" and what better way to say "I think it's a coy secret that I, like 100% OF OTHER HUMAN BEINGS ON THIS PLANET, wear fucking UNDERWEAR" than wrapping it all discretely in flourescently pink and wasteful tissue paper in trademark pink striped square bags? I mean wow, talk about subtle, huh? It's like, I get the concept of the tissue paper, okay? It's just COMPLETELY HORRIBLE AND STUPID.
So waste not want not you know, reuse that shit, especially when certain revolutions of our planet require us to spend massive amounts of money on material objects to wrap in trees that we cut down, treated, and polluted our resources with to turn into colorful shining sheets of wrapping paper!

I mean stop me if I'm being absurd.

Anyway that's not the reason I'm here today. I wanted to talk about that whole "Abercrombie & Fitch CEO is a super asshole dickwad jerkoff face horrible person never want to buy from that store ever again i'm completely outraged this is such a scandal" scandal thing. So like first of all, is everyone who shopped at that store honestly completely taken aback? I mean were you all truly surprised and shocked to find out that Abercrombie & Fitch intentionally hire only attractive employees and set exorbitant prices on sizes that don't fit those of greatest circumference? Because if that was actually, like news to you then yeah congratulations for finally finding out now.

But my question is just for anyone who has shopped there or bought a lot of clothes there. I mean I loved jeans from hollister and believe I have visited Abercrombie & Fitch a handful of times but never bought anything (shits so fucking expensive) or maybe it was just abercrombie IDFK point is you can't hold the jeans thing against me - it was purely their fitting thing and it had nothing to do with a dedication to the brand andthey at least lasted long enough that I never had to buy more than a few. I'm asking people who intentionally shopped there and pursued those styles/brands, like, do you feel like kind of an asshole now? Now that you see the kind of image you were perpetuating? Or are you sort of proud to be part of such an allegedly "exclusionary" brand? Or do you not care at all cuz you're just like lay off man, I just like their fucking clothes I don't care about what the head of the company says. Real question for y'all, if any of y'all shopped/still shop there with frequency!





Cool! So I'm gonna go listen to more Joshua Radin because he is fucking beautiful and amazing! And I am seeing him live on Boston! And I just hope I don't pass out all that day from excitement because this is going to be amazing :D



PS!!!! the poll is crap IDK what is wrong with it but I am creating a new one and it better work this time otherwise the consequences will be VERY. VERY. DIRE. <3

1 comment:

  1. Just in case my vote doesn't show up, I love me some berry pie

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