A post on GIRLS (and other things)

The girls will have to wait. The first thing I have to say is that I think a lot of people claim they "hate it" when people ask them who they're texting, so they never do it to others. BULLSHIT!!!! EVERYONE fucking ALWAYS asks everyone who they're texting. Lesson to be learned children: if you go around saying you hate when people do a certain thing, you should probably not run around doing that certain thing to others. Because that makes you suck A LOT.

Alright moving on. To girls. Because I did that one post on boys a long time ago and let's be honest, everyone knows a rant on girls is going to be loads more interesting, so whoever voted for boys on that poll is hereby knighted a dumbass.

So here's my message to girls: stop saying you hate girls. You don't hate girls. YOU'RE a girl. There are millions of funny, charming, intelligent, fierce, beautiful girls out there. They're just massively outnumbered by all the PABs. (Pugly [and Pugly is in itself a combination of pug-faced and ugly] Ass Biddies, for those who don't know)

By sharing your "I hate girls" logic with others, you're only perpetuating the problem. Girls have created this competition amongst themselves to promote themselves as much as they can while simultaneously lowering the status of other girls. It's all about attention. Think about it. Everyone hates that ugly loud dumb slut (ULDS?) who every guy can't seem to get enough of. Where do we go from here? We quietly (or maybe loudly, if you're obnoxious) declare our hatred for the girl. Everyone knows and/or is a girl like this. Their presence is so loud that it actually seems like there are way more than actually exist.

Girls don't say they hate girls when they're 9 years old. Girls don't hate girls when they're 12. It begins to get strong at about 16 years old and just gets stronger. What changes? Guys enter the equation, and when you put guys in the equation, SOME (read: not all) girls turn into attention seeking whores. It's nature's way of perpetuating the species. When this new breed of girls enters the mix, the old breed is like "Oh my God no", retracting any and all willingness (eventually) to bother to get to know girls, cuz they're just "all the same".

Just a pretty picture to lighten the mood.

Here's the idea: stop promoting competition by declaring a hatred of girls. Embrace how strong and powerful a true woman is and erase the idea of these fake attempts at one. Understand the concept that yeah, some girls do suck a FUCKING LOT, but so do some guys too. So start speaking the truth and say you hate people, because we all know that 65% of the rest of the world sucks, but that 35%ish other part deserves to hear you say positive things, not "Wehh I hate girls wehh"

See ya latah gatahs


---P.S. I like when girls angle their pictures so that it looks like their boobs are going to eat their throat. That's really nice ladies.